Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Pastor arrested for convincing followers his penis contained holy milk.



 
An Evangelical Pastor managed to abuse victims after convincing them that his penis contains ''Holy milk''

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk". This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

According to one of his victims...
"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".

8 comments:

  1. Abeg which kind mumu congregation be dis??? Am sure men didn't partake in d holy milk...ladies beware!

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  2. I bet men were also involved afterall the holy milk is not just for women. I kinda like that word" followers". Follow follow peole are the ones that are ready to believe any kind of rubbish. Is it in the bible? Holy milk indeed. And it wasn't everybody cos he knew the foolish gullible ones that are easy prey & he chose them.

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  3. Read ur bible & pray at all times so u can smell those fake pastors a mile away.

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  4. Unless those follow are under-age they all in it together. He didn't convince them of anything. Maybe they were caught & they started talking rubbish. They knew exatly what they were doing.

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  5. I agree@ Gozie. They were caught red-handed & pants down so they decided to blame the pastor. The pastor in turn will blame the devil.

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  6. Nothing holy can come out of a penis.

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  7. End times! Watch & pray!

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  8. Only sperm can come out of there. Stinky smelly sperm.

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