Friday 12 July 2013

The lengths women go to look younger....will blow your mind :-)

Stiff upper lip: Japanese innovators have invented the face Slimmer which claims to boost the strength of facial muscles and in turn create a more 'youthful and vibrant' faceBy using the gadget users strengthen was are described as the '12 expression muscles'. The makers even claim that the mouth movements can eliminate wrinkle around the eyes

 
The lengths people are willing to go to own a pair of plumped cheeks and a line-free complexion are well-documented, but a new Japanese gadget could trump even the wackiest gizmo out there.
Named the Face Slimmer, it claims that to 'maintain the perfect visage, you don't need to go under the surgeon's knife'.
It goes on to explain that the device, costing £40 ($61), is a simple solution to the 'timeless problem of how to give sagging facial skin and muscles that need a much-needed daily lift'.
By using the gadget users strengthen was are described as the '12 expression muscles'. The makers even claim that the mouth movements can eliminate wrinkle around the eyes.
Users are advised to insert the mouthpiece and make mouth movements with it for three minutes a day.
To get the best results the instructions say 'to make vowel sounds out loud over and over again'.
And they suggest that you can do the exercises anywhere - 'when looking in the mirror or when you're in the bath'.

  • Japanese designers have come up with a novel mouthpiece that can 'maintain the perfect visage' and keep a face 'youthful and vibrant'
  • By making sounds while wearing the Face Slimmer, users can allegedly tighten their facial muscles and even reduce wrinkles around the eye
  • Not the first time Japanese designers have come up with bizarre beauty contraptions - tongue exercisers and rubber masks also claim to slim face
The bizarre Kuwate Sukkiri Tongue Exerciser claims to use tongue motion to sculpt a person's face and eliminate flabby, sagging jowls
The bizarre Kuwate Sukkiri Tongue Exerciser claims to use tongue motion to sculpt a person's face and eliminate flabby, sagging jowls.


I used to think the wrinkles and grey hair meant wisdom, Chinua Achebe said it all  when he said:
“I think back to the old people I knew when I was growing up, and they always seemed larger than life”
What happened to ageing  gracefully like fine wine..I guess people will do almost anything to be forever young? Thought I have heard it all....:-) Would you try any of these?

6 comments:

  1. I won't mind trying it out.

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  2. Will d vowel be japanese or english????

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  3. This is rdulous n funny..thts the best chinko can do.

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  4. Oyibos and chinkos with their thin lips can try it. Abeg my fellow naijas with kpomo lips, trying it will b ur worst mistake ever.

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