I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what?'
At that point, I’d have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I’ve come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts IS more painful than having a baby; and here’s the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you NEVER hear a guy say, "You know, I think I’d like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Nmutaka Chikwendu
I agree with the writer. A kick in the nut sack is the most painful thing in the whole planet.
ReplyDelete@ Naijaboy,how would you know? Have you ever had a baby before?
ReplyDeleteEhnnn, my guess is NO and never will.
Deleteunfortunately, no one can experience the 2, but believe me, you wont want to experience the kick more than once.
ReplyDeleteChild birth is more painful even the bible says so. But God it such tht d love for children and the need to procreate will make a woman forget the pangs of labour. We ve no choice but a man has the coice of not gettin kicked in the nuts!
ReplyDeleteLol Nmutaka u no go kill person!
ReplyDeleteNice and funny piece.
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