Saturday, 10 January 2015

Crazy! How far some women go to get big butts

Big Booty Girls
A few years ago, a “doctor” in Miami got in a little bit of trouble after giving a woman butt injections with a patented mixture of cement, tire sealer, and superglue (in fairness, there was also a little bit of mineral oil thrown in there somewhere).As you can probably guess, it’s normally not a good idea to put any of that stuff into your body, so the city’s residents have been forced to seek out alternate methods for enhancing their posteriors.If Sculpting Goddess is any indication, one of those methods involves attaching suction cups to your butt.Dubbed “vacuum therapy,” the procedure costs $60 and claims to be perfect for people who are concerned about “eliminating toxins” and those interested in a procedure that “raises, enlargens (?) and reaffirms the gluteus.”

Not convinced? I’ll let you take a fairly NSFW look for yourself.
It looks about as ridiculous as you think
Pump it up: Sculpting Goddess' $60 procedure involves two 'suction cups' being attached to each buttock for 45 minutes, and claims to 'raise, enlarge and re-affirm the gluteus' (pictured)
Everyone knows butt vacuuming is an essential part of #TurnUpTuesday
Pump it up: Sculpting Goddess' $60 procedure involves two 'suction cups' being attached to each buttock for 45 minutes, and claims to 'raise, enlarge and re-affirm the gluteus' (pictured)
But it does produce results
In demand: Comments on the salon's Instagram uploads of its vacuum therapy (pictured) include, 'I need this' and 'We need to go to Miami!!'
Those results may vary
It's a miracle: Posting before-and-after photos to its Instagram account, the salon states, 'The proof is in the pudding. You know you want to try it out.' - Pictured, results after only 'one session' 
If having a big butt will guarantee heaven then I can understand the crazy things women do to have them bigger..or what happened to a good ole exercise to help them achieve that or may be they want ''Nicki Minaj size?''...Does it mean nothing for slim ladies that don't have big boobs and bum?
 #teamslimshady #keepingitreal :)



Connor Toole

2 comments:

  1. Hahahahaaaa heheheeeee some of my yoruba women wld dash u theirs trust me! Heeey chineke me womeeeen! Chai there is God oo #guinea pig #lab rat

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  2. This one pass me oooo lol.well I wonder if it truly works....

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