How Jonathan is denying Nigerians great sex.

 When last did you have great sex?

A friend shared this on Facebook:

When last did you have great sex?Not regular sex. Not run-of-the-mill sex. Not 'sarewagba' sex. I mean great sex. Sex that made your belly flip. Sex that made your eyes roll to the back of your head. Sex that made your toes curl. Sex that made you hear the Lord's trumpet. Sex that made your hair plait dada. It's been a while, right? But have you thought about the reason for the dearth of great sex in this country? You love him. He loves you. So why the hell aren't you guys having grade A sex?

Before I tell you the reason, let me challenge you to have great sex with your (wo)man tonight. To do that you'll need a bowl of ice-cream, whipped cream and a Jagged Edge CD. Put the CF in your CD player and let that cool, orgasm inducing music waft round the room. Get yourself in the mood. When (s)he gets home, jump on her/him and tear off her/his shirt. Tie her/his hands to the bed with your/his tie. Then proceed to the kitchen to get the bowl of ice-cream.
Back to reality........Alas, all these can't happen because PHCN has taken light and there's no fuel in the generator. Jagged Edge won't play and your ice-cream will melt. Heat will nearly kill you people and both of you will be cranky as hell. Then you remember :"But Jonathan promised us steady electricity when he was campaigning during the last elections o". Mtchewww!!! Jonathan.....denying Nigerians the opportunity to have great sex since 2011. Jonathan the sex killer! If that isn't a reason to vote him out.