LMAO! 21 Truths most Nigerians won't admit......

1. Songs by Flavour and D'banj are not children's songs to be played at birthdays.

2. "Ara Dara Ada adago" is a stereotype song because some men like it like that.

3. Dating you does not include taking over your fathers responsibilities

4. "What do you want from me?"Should not be asked after every sexual intercourse.

5. Your pastor doesn't know Everything.

6. Hating or resenting the person you genuinely want to be like doesn't get you any  closer to being like him or her.

7. Holding an expensive society wedding is not a guarantee against divorce.

8. Jesus does not require you to wear your best and expensive clothes to church.

9. Your mother in law is the mother of your husband not a witch.

10. Nigeria is not a welfare state, and your friends and relatives are not your sponsors or meal tickets; so have only children you can feed and only send them to the schools you can afford.

11. Don't make your family fall into debts trying to borrow money for your burial; saving money for your burial doesn't mean you are dying anytime soon.

12. Nigeria is not a cursed country, but Nigerians are mostly a curse to each other.

13. If you move the population of NY city to Lagos and move residents of Lagos to New York City, come back in ten years and you will find Lagos looking like New York; while New York looks more like Lagos.

14. Eating Eba or Fufu by 7:30 am in the morning does not mean you won't get hungry by 2:30pm unless you have a digestive problem.

15. No conscience: Most Nigerians who hold power but are homosexuals would still have the mind to publicly sanction 14 years in prison for other junior gays.

16. And there was corruption in Nigeria before IBB came to power.

17. An Igbo man as a Cattle rearer in the North? Only Ndi Igbo have shown an overwhelming love for Nigeria; they can be found in the hearts and souls of every community in Nigeria.

18. It's is not everybody that died in the village that "they have killed." Natural death still occurs and those who genuinely loved you may not attend your burial, because they still can't comprehend it; so don't think they are the ones that killed you; some people will only attend to be doubly sure you are gone.

19. You don't have to sleep with every lady that asks for a favour or for a job.

20. APC and PDP leaders blast each other in public but eat and dine together in private; they are fraternal brothers and the rest of Nigerians are their abused cousins.

21. And finally, winning an election is not the same as winning a lottery ticket.


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By Mike Ikem Umealo