If you really want to think outside of the heart-shaped box on Saturday, there’s really only one option: an Edible Anus:

For just $38.95 (plus the cost of expedited shipping), the company will ship you five boxes of white, milk and dark chocolate starfish that no reasonable person wouldn’t enjoy receiving as a gift.
The man behind the Edible Anus, Magnus Irvin, first started by casting his own anus. The process, however, wasn’t without setbacks.
“I poured the stuff in me bum and it all run past me nuts into me face.”
Does your girlfriend prefer jewelry over chocolate?You’re still in luck (as long as you have an extra $1,900) as the company also offers custom bronze molds.
This is crazy!...I no fit shout....

This is crazy!...I no fit shout....
ROTFL.wetin man no go hear or see, butt gini?this old man is senile honestly and the process is quite uncomfy..not for me abeg
ReplyDeleteodikwa risky ooooo...if my bf hears that i opened my butt to do a butt chocolate for himna him be say the rship don yakata na lol
ReplyDeleteChai! Na WA oooo which tin be dis??! Eeeewww I wld puke!
ReplyDeletemy hand no dey..this one na for oyibo ppl abeg!yuck
ReplyDeletewhite people dey craze!confirmed!
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