Open letter to Buhari.

BabaNowThatYouAreThere

1) Don't come-up with any 36-point agenda. Just give us Light and ‎security. Others will fall      in place

2) You said you would make dollar N1. Hurry o.

3) Remove petrol subsidy‎

4) Make Fashola a minister with 10‎ portfolios. He can handle it. You can make Ambode his assistant. Just remove them from Lagos. ‎

5) Keep Tinunbu away from your wallet. And our wallets, too. ‎

6) Baba, in the spirit of 'going back to your first time', the number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 8 in1999. Please do something about‎ it.‎

7) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed‎ to escape to Cotonou.‎

8) I see you watched the results on a small Nulec tv, let your taste stay that way. And use Kia Rio as official car. Infact, promulgate a law for ALL public officers to use only Rio. ‎

9) Don't use N1billion to eat.‎No be food we say make you go chop.

10) Your campaign promise to provide jobs for graduates is sacrosanct.

11) Please arrest that lady that says 'your call‎ credit is low please recharge'!‎

12) Like the Rio, stop jumbo salaries for the politicians. Pay them like civil servant to discourage rogues from our
      politics.‎

13) Don't use all our money to buy‎ shoes and private jets. Use your old‎ military boots and put jerrycan in the Rio if‎ necessary.‎

14) MTN must be stopped! All those unwanted text messages. They should pay for every unsolicited sms I receive.

15) and DSTV! Why should I pay for the time I am not watching? Baba, I know you don't see it on the Nulec, but do this        for me. .‎

16) For you and other Nulecites, we want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on.
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This is an 'open' letter, feel free to add your message to Baba.