Read Shaggy's incredible plan for defeating ISIS

Shaggy, the reggae musician behind such hits as "Bombastic" and "Angel," has a plan for defeating ISIS.

In an interview with the Miami New Times, the musician declared that violent groups like ISIS would become less violent if they just listened to some Shaggy music.

"ISIS can go f-ck themselves. That’s some crazy shit what they’re doing. It’s horrible, man," said the bard responsible for "It Wasn't Me."

When prodded with a question about how a lack of music might affect militants in ISIS, Shaggy offered the following:

"If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick. But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.

"There’re two things you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high. High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there."

A beautiful message of peace from Mr. Lover Lover himself. 

Max Knoblauch