Women Are Actually Injecting Blood Into Their Boobs To Make Them Perkier

Cosmetic dermatologist Dr. Charles Runels created the Vampire Breast Lift in the wake of his success with the Vampire Facelift. For this special, spooky procedure, patients throw down $1,800 to have blood drawn from their arms, and then once the platelets are separated into plasmas via centrifuge, the blood is injected into their breasts.
The injections reportedly stimulate tissue growth, creating soft, flawless, enviable boobies in women with disappointing natural breasts, aging implants or inverted nipples.
The single-visit procedure reportedly takes 15 minutes and causes a minor pinching or burning feeling in most patients.