Having a Bad Day?Crack a smile :-)

Akpos:Baby,I win N1m lottery.Start packing

Ekaette:Yay,wetin make I pack?

Akpos:Everything,you dey go back your papa house

Teacher:Construct a sentence using BEANS
Akpos:We are all human beans.

Doctor:The cheque you gave me bounced

Akpos:No problem, the headache wey you treat me sef don come back.

Akpos:I'm late cos my dad was looking for his money

Teacher:Did you help him  look for it?

Akpos: I was standing on it till he went out.

Teacher:2boks + 2books?

Akpos:That would be 4books

Teacher:Now I will ask you a tough one!78,365 + 23,678 books?

Akpos:LIBRARY!