Great Quote by Waheed:
''Change cannot be given to you every time.You must look for change.''
Waheed is a bus conductor@Oshodi
Now read it again.
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses. "
The defendant smiled and with his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
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