Thursday, 7 November 2013

Women !!!




Husband calls his wife....
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Husband : "Hi Honey, I was driving to Susan's place and had a sudden tyre puncture. The car skidded and rolled over, only a small tree kept me from sliding into a river by the side of the road. I managed to crawl out of the car only one second before the tree snapped and the car fell into the water. I am now in hospital with a broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion."
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Wife : "Who is Susan?"  : )
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48 comments:

  1. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 14:59

    The wife must be an Igbo woman.

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    1. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 15:03

      And u must a kolomental case

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    2. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 18:54

      No mind am. Shows igbo women r very smart,u can't confuse them with long stories.

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    3. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:20

      I tire o, he thinks that a sob story will distract the wife from the crux of the matter which is Susan

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    4. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:25

      The fear of an igbo woman is the beginning of marital wisdom

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  2. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 15:01

    Typical! Women are so selfish and self centred.

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    1. Lolo7 November 2013 at 20:20

      Yeah, and men are dumb asses who can't cover up their shit. He had better take that broken arm, several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and severe concussion to Susan.

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    2. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 20:31

      Lolo Lolo! U harsh oo but u dey correct, Susan should nourse his sorry arse

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    3. Lolo7 November 2013 at 20:32

      Lol!!

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    4. Nina8 November 2013 at 08:51

      Pls tell them@ Lolo if they have ears let them hear

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  3. A Man7 November 2013 at 15:02

    So funny and so typical. Lol

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  4. Coco7 November 2013 at 15:20

    Lmao! Cos I can just hear my myself asking that question.lol

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  5. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 15:22

    If men were not full of so much crap,women wouldn't have to be so selfish.lol

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    1. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:47

      Gbam. Na dem dey make women kolomental. Which kin nonsense story be that one. That. Is not what happened.

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    2. Lolo7 November 2013 at 20:22

      If men were not full of so much crap, horses would fly.

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  6. chinwe7 November 2013 at 16:27

    Lol....but she was only trying to get to the root of the matter na

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    1. Attaka7 November 2013 at 16:45

      The destination caused the accident?

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    2. Kike7 November 2013 at 19:01

      Ofcourse,if he had gone exactly where he said he was going he wouldn't end up at the emegency room.

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    3. Amina7 November 2013 at 19:22

      Of course the destination caused the accident, if he hadnt gone to susan's'house he wouldnt have had a near fatal accident would he?

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  7. Attaka7 November 2013 at 16:46

    Women focus on irrelevant and unimportant things which is why they always have relationship issues.

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    1. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:19

      It is those irrelevant and unimportant things that exposes the big thing, trust me

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    2. Lolo7 November 2013 at 20:25

      We love our relationship issues,thats what makes us strong enough to outlive men.*smiles*

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    3. Bumi8 November 2013 at 07:40

      Thank you,Lolo!

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  8. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 18:50

    Women! Women!! Women!!!! How many times I call una?

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    1. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 20:32

      3 only#rollseyes

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    2. Lolo7 November 2013 at 20:38

      3 times and nothing has happened.

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    3. Anonymous8 November 2013 at 07:43

      Lolo ur too much,ur too much. Tell them,dem go hear am today.lol

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    4. Oma8 November 2013 at 08:41

      I love this Lolo! Pls show urself, u crack me up big time lol

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    5. Lolo8 November 2013 at 09:01

      Kikikikiki. Am always here.

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  9. Obi7 November 2013 at 19:17

    Umunwanyi,biko welu nu ya nwayo.

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    1. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:25

      Odi egwu o i neva see this kain vex before but the guy fall hand sha

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  10. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:23

    The man is so dull if not why would he mention Susan's' name?mschewww ewu gambia, needs to up his game

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  11. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:38

    Why do women love hearing lies?

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    1. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 20:28

      Why do men like telling lies?

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    2. Lolo's'fan8 November 2013 at 09:10

      Pls answer the question na...why do men love telling lies?abi fear don catch you?@anon 19.38

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  12. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 19:45

    Corrrrect! Who be Susan? Answer! 99 days for the thief, and 1 day for the owner! Breeze blow, fowl nyash open..concussion ko..broken p...s ni.

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  13. Anonymous7 November 2013 at 20:33

    This joke abi story paints a true and typical picture of a typical nija womn, just so typical

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  14. Ogo8 November 2013 at 07:51

    I bet he went into a coma when he realised he mentioned susan's name. Stupid man! Lwkmd!

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  15. Gozie8 November 2013 at 08:50

    Lolo,please show mercy! The man is lying in the hospital,this is the time for forgiveness!

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    1. Lolo8 November 2013 at 09:09

      Well, he had better not mention the name of the hospital.

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    2. Anonymous8 November 2013 at 09:30

      Lolo u no go kill me here lol abi cos d'guy is dull

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  16. Anonymous8 November 2013 at 09:07

    I beg una

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  17. sandra8 November 2013 at 20:06

    Una go kill person hia. All the guys don read run comot,dem no dey make comment again. Fear no gree dem,some of them don make the mistake b4 sef.they r checking themselves right now.lmao!

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