Unless you grew up in one of those places where sex education involved a teacher telling you not to have any at all, the topic of condoms probably came up once or twice when you were a kid.
There are certainly a wide variety of condoms out there (including “extra large” versions that aren’t as big as you’d think), but if you’ve ever been unfortunate enough to watch a 65-year-old health teacher stretch one over her entire forearm, you know that, “They don’t fit me,” isn’t an excuse most people can get away with to avoid safe sex.
Swedish singer Zara Larsson proved this on Instagram a few days ago when she slid a condom onto her leg and subsequently created the least attractive knee-high stocking I’ve ever seen.
Condoms might not be the most comfortable things in the world, but unless you literally have a third leg, you really don’t have a leg to stand on.
Connor Toole
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