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Friday, 27 March 2015
Alibaba Explains Why Men Can Dump Women As Sexy As Amber Rose & Blac Chyna...
Comedian Alibaba
has just explained why men end up dumping women with ‘dream bodies’
like Amber Rose and Blac Chyna. He repoested this viral photo and wrote
on Instagram:
“I
would have just left this picture to do the talking since they say a
picture can tell, but in these days of photoshopping and half processed
thoughts, one needs to make it explicitly clear for the import of some
messages to sink home. I have said it before, no matter how beautiful a
car is on the outside, if the engine don “knock”, it’s just a beautiful
car. Not a functional car. Same way you will meet a girl with all the
attributes, but her head no dey house, so when those wire touch. You go
hear am. She may be a 38DD, but a DinDinrin in R-E-S-P-E-C-T department.
A babe with great figure may not be able to figure out how to manage
money. She is only a gimme gimme gimme. Faithfulness is not a
given. So, if a babe has all the curves in the right places, it doesn’t
mean you can place her on a relationship curve. There are a lot it takes
to keep a man. For some men, the “5B Basic rule” suffices.
Brains. Behavior. Beauty. Body. Business mind. All other things can
follow. If you have the milk shake, curves and are well endowed, they
SURELY will bring all the boys in da yard… But keeping them in the yard
is another whole nine yard FINALLY! Let’s look at a scenario where
you meet a lady with all that you see in this picture and finally, you
REALIZE that she does not have what will make you want to run back home
always after work. Go figure! Oh by the way, this is a two way street. There
are guys who look like Denzel Washington, But will beat you black and
blue. Had to say that before some people use me to catch groove again
about my always talking of women. But seeing that I am not into men, I
will leave that to those so inclined! Very often we meet people who go
“Ahhh now! How can he walk out on such a sweet sexy girl?” Hey! Slow
down! Try, spend a week with that same girl, you will repent! Sexy
DOESNT make hot meals o! Don’t think everything is as they seem OO. The
duck in the pool may be gliding smoothly but under the water away from
your eyes, the ducks feet are extra busy just to keep the cool duck
going… In conclusion I will say, until you walk a few steps in
some people’s shoes, don’t blame them for walking so slow or too fast or
not taken a step. LOBATAN
Same way some men still love their wives and still find them sexy even after their bodies have been changed by pregnancy and won't even notice the likes of Amber Rose. It's so weird to ordinary people.
Serious Word! & odi correct
ReplyDeletehonestly i have wondered same- how the men in their lives left such beautiful, very sexy women??million dollar question..thank u alibaba
ReplyDeleteand up till now no other guy has ''claimed'' them....
DeleteSame way some men still love their wives and still find them sexy even after their bodies have been changed by pregnancy and won't even notice the likes of Amber Rose. It's so weird to ordinary people.
ReplyDeleteNo mater what they splash all over the magazines and on TV,the fact still remains that "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder".
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