Women are injecting their blood into their vaginas to make them tighter

You’ve heard of vampire facials, but how about “Dracula vajacials“?

Because, unfortunately, this is a thing — as if us ladies don’t have enough blood coming out of our vaginas on a monthly basis.

The treatment, named Rejuvula, involves injecting platelet-rich plasma (PRP) derived from your own blood back into the vaginal tissue.

Supposedly, it makes the vagina pumper and improves sexual sensation, boosts libido and increases the frequency and intensity of orgasm.

According one of the inventors, Dr. Daniel Sister, the freaky treatment can also be used for medical purposes, helping women who suffer from pain during intercourse (although it’s unclear how, exactly, the treatment works to decrease pain).

Doctors who’ve performed the treatment say the benefits of the injections should last for a year.

Aside from the obvious pain of having a needle jammed into your kitty cat, the treatment carries zero risk of side effects since your own cells are being injected into the area.

The entire procedure takes a mere 30 minutes and costs upward of about $1,221, but it is currently only available at clinics in London and Ireland.

And while it admittedly sounds terrifying, the benefits totally outweigh the cons, at least according to one woman who received the treatment.

The woman claims,

I started to notice some changes in sensations on my way home but the next morning it was heightened and sex was amazing. I have never felt such an intense orgasm before.

All things considered, a little pain is a small price to pay for consistently great sex.

In my mind, it’s well worth it — even if the thought of a needle piercing our pretty lady parts is about as appealing as sticking our arm down the garbage disposal. 

Gillian Fuller